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For golfers who know the struggle all too well — here’s the perfect tee.
This minimalist, clean line-art design features a golf ball teetering on the very edge of the water, paired with the iconic quote: “At least it’s not in the water!”
It’s relatable, funny, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s ever sliced, hooked, shanked, or prayed their way around the course.
Printed on a premium, soft Bella + Canvas tee, this shirt is lightweight, durable, and perfect both on and off the green.
Why golfers love it:
⛳ Clean, stylish minimalist artwork
💦 A golfer’s universal motto: “Hey… it could be worse.”
👕 Printed on a super-soft, high-quality tee
😎 Great for the driving range, casual rounds, or 19th-hole hangs
🎁 Perfect gift for golf buddies, dads, partners, and weekend warriors
Bring some humor to your next round — and maybe a little luck too.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“At Least It’s Not in the Water!” Golf Tee – Minimalist Line Art Edition
$29.99
This minimalist, clean line-art design features a golf ball teetering on the very edge of the water, paired with the iconic quote: “At least it’s not in the water!”
It’s relatable, funny, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s ever sliced, hooked, shanked, or prayed their way around the course.
Printed on a premium, soft Bella + Canvas tee, this shirt is lightweight, durable, and perfect both on and off the green.
Why golfers love it:
⛳ Clean, stylish minimalist artwork
💦 A golfer’s universal motto: “Hey… it could be worse.”
👕 Printed on a super-soft, high-quality tee
😎 Great for the driving range, casual rounds, or 19th-hole hangs
🎁 Perfect gift for golf buddies, dads, partners, and weekend warriors
Bring some humor to your next round — and maybe a little luck too.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!